The one who eats first.
The first rule of MAMMAM is that nobody asks to be fed. A token launching on pons, on Robinhood Chain, paired with ETH. One billion of them, one percent each way, and nothing behind the curtain because there is no curtain.
EVERY FLAG IS SOMEBODY ELSE’S WISH. THIS ONE IS DINNER.
MAMMAM is a memecoin. It does not run a treasury, it does not promise a yield, and it is not quietly building a protocol behind the drawing. It is a token with a mouth.
What it does have is a fixed supply, a tax you can read in one glance, and a pair anyone can trade against from the first minute. Everything worth knowing fits on one board, and that board is further down this page.
FIXED
One billion. No mint function waiting for a rainy day.
FLAT
1% each way. The same for the first buyer and the last.
OPEN
Paired with ETH on pons. No allowlist, no form.
Four steps. None of them involve emailing anybody.
GET A WALLET
Any wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain will do. Write the recovery phrase on paper, not in a screenshot.
BRING ETH
ETH is the other half of the pair, and it is also what pays the gas. Keep a little spare for the second transaction.
OPEN PONS
pons is the launchpad. Paste the contract address from the board below — never one from a reply.
SWAP
Confirm in your wallet. 1% goes each way, so a round trip costs you two.
Four numbers. If a fifth one ever appears, somebody is selling you something.
0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxA placeholder until launch, and deliberately not copyable. An address you can copy but must not use is worse than no address at all.